Senior Ninja Developer

Are you tired of loud keyboard warriors? Can you write code so silently that your colleagues won't even know you're there? StealthCode Inc. is looking for a Senior Ninja Developer who can deploy to production without making a sound!

What you'll do:

• Silently debug production issues before anyone notices them
• Masterfully refactor legacy code like a shadow in the night
• Disappear from meetings that could have been emails
• Write self-documenting code (because ninjas don't leave traces)

Requirements:

• 5+ years of ninja coding experience
• Black belt in TypeScript
• Ability to solve merge conflicts with your eyes closed
• Expert knowledge of Vue.js shadow DOM
• Must own at least one black hoodie

Benefits:

• Unlimited smoke bombs for dramatic exits
• Standing desk that converts into a meditation platform
• Premium noise-canceling headphones for maximum stealth
• Ninja-grade coffee machine
• Health insurance (you probably won't need it, but just in case)

Join our shadow force of developers and help us build the future, silently!