Chaos Engineering Wizard

BreakFast Labs is seeking a Chaos Engineering Wizard who can break things professionally before our users do it accidentally!

Your Mission (should you choose to accept it):

• Deliberately cause production problems (for science!)
• Create chaos experiments that would make Murphy's Law proud
• Build resilient systems that survive even your creative destruction
• Teach others the art of controlled chaos

Required Skills:

• PhD in Murphy's Law application
• Experience in breaking things without getting fired
• Ability to explain why breaking production is actually good
• Strong documentation skills (to explain what went wrong)
• Kubernetes cluster juggling expertise

Nice to Have:

• Experience in explaining to management why we need chaos
• History of breaking production in previous jobs (with happy endings)
• Ability to stay calm while everything is on fire

We Offer:

• Dedicated chaos budget
• "Break Glass in Case of Boredom" button
• Unlimited "It's not a bug, it's a chaos experiment" excuses
• Chaos Engineering conference allowance
• Mental health support (you'll need it)

Join us in our mission to break everything... responsibly!